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• The Dumb Way: Drop $40,000 at 50 to let a surgeon stretch dead paper over a broken frame. Look like a windblown corpse.

• The Wealthy Way: Scheduled maintenance. We optimize internal biology, fix the engine, and force your body to build real tissue—strictly in your living room for zero UV damage.

Start in your 20s, 30s, or 40s to keep your frame solid. If you wait until 65 looking like a dried raisin expecting a miracle, don't call us. We won't take your money.